'For Better, For Worse (Mary Worth Song)'


Steve Casanova met a nice lady her first name was Mary, her last name was Worth,
He was on a rebound and very lonely, Mary seemed like the best woman on Earth.
After third date they travelled to Vegas and got married in an old Church,
Steve was surprised by Mary’s strange vows, wasn’t sure what to do about that:

‘For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, in health.
After I’m gone, I’ll keep haunting your soul I’ll still be with you, that’s our endless bond.
You’ll always be mine; you’ll never be cheating, cause I stand forever behind.
We are pronounced husband and wife, now, it’s time to kiss your lovely bride.’


Their honeymoon was nearly perfect, she was a great and wonderful wife,
Steve Casanova was on cloud nine until one night her words hurt like a knife.
‘Steven, you are the love of my life and I promised forever with you,
But I must leave you, I’m very ill and my time on Earth is overdue.’

‘For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, in health.
After I’m gone, I’ll keep haunting your soul I’ll still be with you, that’s our endless bond.
You’ll always be mine; I’m there in your sleep; we’ll be in love like I’m alive.
We’re forever husband and wife, now it’s time to kiss your lovely bride.’


They fell back asleep, Steve didn’t believe her, he thought she was playing a joke,
Next morning, he found her lifeless body, Steve left feeling cheated and broke.
He cried like a kid at her elegant funeral, but his life was not as it may seem,
Cause every night he was still happy spending time with Mary in his dreams.

‘For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, in health.
After I’m gone, I’ll keep haunting your soul I’ll still be with you, that’s our endless bond.
You’ll always be mine; I’m there in your sleep; we’ll be together like I’m alive.
We’re forever husband and wife, now it’s time to kiss your lovely bride.’


And ever since Steve was happy and weird, living in love with his wife in his dreams,
He was successful, he was fulfilled until one night his spouse said to him:
‘Steven, you were the love of my life and I promised I forever be with you,
But you’ve fallen behind, I love somebody else and our time together is long overdue.’

‘For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, in health.
After my death I kept haunting your soul cause I’m the bloody Mary, it’s my selfish hold.
I’m done with you, I’m in love with Dracula, I’m letting you go,
Let’s be mature about my leaving, come to our wedding, it will be classy and neat.’

‘For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, till death and beyond.
After I’m gone, I’ll haunt Dracula’s soul I’ll always be with him, that’s our endless bond.
He’ll always be mine; he’ll never be cheating cause I stand forever behind.
We’ll be pronounced husband and wife, and it’ll be time to bite his bride.’